Just another normal day...

Typical conversations in our house on any given day...

1.

Me: Lincoln, you're stinky... did you poop?

Lincoln: ummm, no.

Me: yes you did... I can smell your bottom all the way over here. Come here so I can change your butt please.

Lincoln: (running in opposite direction) Nooooooooo!!!!

Me: (chasing after him) yessss!! You're stinky!

2.

Me: ok, do you guys want to watch a movie. Go show me which one you want.

Lincoln: (running to tv- swiping it like a phone while I scroll through netflix)

Gabe: No Lincoln... it's my turn to pick! Yiu got to pick last time.

Lincoln: (crossing arms) No!

Gabe: Mommy, it's my turn. Lincoln got his turn last time.

Me: (shaking head wondering if it's bedtime yet)

3.

Gabe: (crying)

Me: Gabriel, why are you crying? Do you need to go take a nap... you're very grouchy.
Gabe: No, I'm not grouchy and I don't need to take a nap.

Me: then stop crying please.

(Crying continues...)

Me: ok, go lay down and take a nap or stop crying.

Gabe: I not take a nap. I'm grouchy.

Me: yes, yes you are. That's why you need to nap!

Gabe: (crossing arms) No, I cant!

*typical day in the Schiff household. Can anyone else relate?

On another note, how about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani? I like Gwen and all but I'm #teamMiranda all the way. Not very classy how they announced they were together right before the CMA Awards... come on people, show a little respect. #rantover